I'M GOING TO BE A FIREFIGHTER, BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING TO BE A BITTER CUNT

Even though I've never enjoyed watching Shameless, I'm watching it now.

Conclusion.

It's shit.

I've seen a few episodes of this series and I remain unconvinced. All I keep hearing is that it used to be great.

And Four Weddings, which was never great. It was funny, once. And I enjoy it because I enjoy watching shit.

I don't enjoy watching excrement.

I just enjoy watching people without class indulging in not having any class. And who doesn't? It's like Jersey Shore. If you've never seen Jersey Shore, watch it. It's about people like those in the video at the top of the post.

and it's hee-hee-heeeeelarious. To a Babyshambles lyric then (because TV is to culture what the Babyshambles are to The Libertines: an illiterate, deformed incest baby), 'why would you pay to see anyone in a cage?' Which is basically a side-route for me to say what everyone already knows. That TV is a cage. It's a Zoo for lazy people. It's a Zoo for people who are too lazy to get off their arses to laugh at the legions of classless bitter cunts pushing their illiterate, deformed incest babies around any given town in any given country.

It's Ok though, because I like being a lazy, bitter cunt. And who doesn't?

Also good, and on my Wow-I-like-this(but I'm doing a serious degree [but fuck them, who says I can't] so I shouldn't)-radar is High Society. It's basically a parody that's not a parody of the New York 'upper classes', a definition that doesn't ring true with my definition of the 'upper class'. Hence the picture of The Earl of Rochester, with another pointed reference to the Libertines. Because I like the Libertines, and I should be listening to them and not watching Shameless.

ANYWAY. Watch High Society because it's good and it's actually hilarious.

It's like a load of Ja'amie Kings from Summer Heights High parading around in ball gowns and throwing drinks and causing drama and feeling their pulses deaden because LIFE.IS.SHIT. for the privileged. Of course. And they go to a different charity event every night.

Tonight's for cancer. Tonight's for AIDS.

Fuck it. Let's all have an AIDS party and be happy about it.

OK?

Here's the first episode of High Society.

I LOVE NEW YORK.

Now. Read a book.