Innocent Smoothies are a lie.
I feel cheated.
Conned.
Molested.
Their newest smoothie, 'Buy one get one Bee' has the same guarantee that it is comprised of 100% whole crushed fruit and juice that you find on all of its smoothies
but it has honey in it.
what.the.actual.fuck.
what.in.the.cunting.fuck.
side note: it's actually very tasty, and I'm probably going to buy another carton later on. It's like slurm. Good slurm, not the stuff that you can buy from Cyber Candy. Slurm from the asses of mutant bees.
LUSH.
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