YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT. SORRY.

BRAINFUZZ

and

I have

BRAINFUZZ

It's Saturday night and I'm not making my nose bleed. The Sun says that everyone*'s going out every morning and getting fucked on mephadrone

*young people. specifically, the young sort that I know. re. middle class, public school OMGlet's-get-fucked.ac.uk because we're at university yah and we need to rebel, but not so much that we're illegal or anything, yeahyeah let's all get fucked on mephadrone.

FOR THE RECORD. It isn't that bad. Shit, it isn't even that fun. It's pretty pathetic. Go illegal. You should always go illegal.

And on that note I go and speak to a Scout Group about healthy living.

I don't.

On that note I grab myself a bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes because they are well tasty and I feel like clogging-NO. Shit man, it's almost Easter. And I have a Flake Egg to eat.

Healthy.

Eating.

Can.

Suck.

My.

Little.

Finger.

Tell me it's salty, please.